for the Retro Punk X Performance by Jack Bowman
| DISCLAIMER: This is not endorsed or paid for in any way by the owners of Bazooka Joe comics or Bazooka Bubble Gum. Bazooka Joe is one of the Icons of Retro Punk and taste is a factor that can (and should, whenever possible) be used in Performance Art. This is a Parody of Bazooka Joe. I would assume that the Company would not approve of my Parody. It is for art and not to be attached to commerce. Creative Art can never be attached to commerce because you are then creating for economic gain and not for the Truth of the Species. |
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PICK A NUMBER TO LET BlooMeUp Moe TELL YOUR FORTUNE
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The BlooMeUp Moe Girl enters dressed in a
black mask singing to the tune of Row, Row, Row your boat; Blow Blow Blow me up Life is not what it may seem Blow Blow Blow me up Bubble Gum is a dream She notices the viewer and says, "Hello. I hope you are enjoying your bubble gum today." She points to her breast and says, "Would you like to see what I got?" She pauses a couple seconds and continues, "I bet you would." She opens her top and yells, "Your Mamma's Milk". There is a grenade belt attached to the top of her breast. She removes a grenade and struggles to remove a pin. As the pin is removed she accidentally lets the handle fly off. She says "Oops" and drops the grenade. She now removes her mask and shows the Horus symbol drawn around her right eye. She then blows a bubble with her bubble gum. She then comments, "Life is better in a bubble." After pausing she says, "Check your fortune by clicking on the moving numbers above." She pauses again, "I hope it is a blast" and laughs. |
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GO TO PAGE 3 "The Parable of the Bubble Gum Sniper and the Soldier in Training" |
