WHERE DID MY FAITH BASED RELIGION GO?

Dan's Bible is a small 60 pages of very interesting material. I was amazed at his knowledge, even though I shouldn't have been because he frequently mentioned that he was omnipotent. It is a copyrighted work called THE SELECTED LETTERS OF D.S. ASHWANDER.  It is copyrighted by Dan Scott Ashwander, 1990 and published by Tray Full of Lab Mice Publication. I think (from the credits) that Melissa and Matt Jasper of P.O. Box 303 Durham, N.H. 03824. There are also credits given to a Reverend Nenslo and Donna Kossy. Since it is a copyrighted work I feel that I should only quote parts of it and tell you my thoughts as I write;

     Dan is best known for this statement to Rev. Nenslo; "I am the man and God that the late President John F. Kennedy referred to as we have 'control of the mind,' shaking all over, at the end of a press conference in January, 1961."

     Dan was apparently an early trekker since Star Trek inspired him to raise the dead. I have a picture of the chair that Dan used when he raised the dead and I will post it on another page (perhaps a gallery page).  Here is what Dan said to the Rev. Nenslo; "The dead (both human and non-human life) were raised on July 5, 1989, as the real thing, with the help of Star trek III video cassette movie where Leonard Nimoy (Dr. Spock) dies and is brought back to life in the movie.  This movie was part of the sequence before the actual raising of the dead took place on July 5, 1989"

     From Dan's early childhood he was special;  "The Angels in Heaven (Paradise) which was created by me when I was 3 years old (1937) when I fell out of a car and damaged my brain in a ditch, have been helping me as men and women in the Spirit on computers since they rose from the dead".  I can definitely relate to this since Lewis Carroll spoke to me through the computer (SEE THIS SITE)  Dan, being omnipotent, even in 1989 had a grip on the computers future. In fact he may have gotten his four magic computers working and that is why we have the Internet. "I would like to see a large underground force that is anti-Communist, anti-Nazi and anti totalitarian and pro-freedom and pro-democracy. If we ever get our 4 magic computers working to create for earth, we will support the underground as mentioned before." This was from another letter to Rev. Nenslo and he did sign it "Love, God".  He also added a P.S. "Jesus Christ rose from the dead July 5, 1989 with all the others".  I know you (the reader) just cant wait to see that chair but I have other things about my religion that I must tell you.

     We all know about the amount of women we will get in heaven according to some religions but Dan was pretty specific, "I have some good news.  The men (Angels) in Heaven have had 10 women created to be with each man for 100 years and then more created for the men, etc."

     I really don't know where this came from but it sounds a lot like my friend Psycho Santa in his adventures, "If I am not made known to the World publicly in the future, I will destroy this planet."  Apparently he was not in a really good mood when he wrote that because he only signed it "Your Friend,--God"

     It appears that some things just don't work out in Heaven. I was really excited with those ten women but here is what Dan said; "Because the 10 created women for each man in Heaven every 100 years did not work out, I have now created 1 Robot Woman for each man in Heaven and will continue to do so.  These robot women look like ordinary women and will stay with the men 10,000 years before they will be replaced by new robot women who are all attractive.  All angels in Heaven are attractive.  The men can have sex, kiss, etc. with the women.  None of the humanoids in Heaven eliminate wastes from their bodies.... The robot women cannot have children."

     As you can see my God was a very interesting one. There is a lot more to the bible. I only gave you the feel of what is in it. It becomes obvious that Dan was a prophet since he prophesied the coming of the computer age and the age of the Internet. His Bible also tells of being in outer space with aliens and how he helped them out. He is God, you know, so just because you are an Alien doesn't mean he will not help you.

     One thing I really liked about my Faith Based religion was that Dan was a living God and I could ask him questions. I did send him a letter and he did reply. Here is a copy of God's own handwriting. 

     So if anyone knows what happened to my "Faith Based Church" let me know at mailto:dapoets@bright.net

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